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Signs Your Family Life Is Stressful!
(More Madness or Escape the Madness!)
** "Family get togethers" are sometimes called "group therapy sessions" and involve seeing a psychiatrist.
** Conversations often begin with "Put the gun down, and then we can talk".
** Family members say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that they have said it before.
** The school principal has your number on speed-dial.
** The cat is on Valium.
** People have trouble understanding your kids, because they learned to speak through clenched teeth.
** Family members say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that they have said it before.
** You are trying to get your four-year-old to switch to decaffeinated coffee.
** The number of jobs held down by family members exceeds the number of people in the family.
** No one has time to wait for microwave TV dinners.
** Family members say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that they have said it before.
** "Family meetings" are often mediated by law enforcement officials.
** You have to check your kid's day-timer to see if he can take out the trash.
** Maxwell House gives you industrial rates!
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