Well, you're here because you wanted something funny (or at least stupid) to read. Guess what! You're in the right place! Because Elizabeth has stashed zillions of dumb things for you to read! (Oh joy.) They've been sitting around on her computer wasting space anyways, so she figured she might as well share them with the world...
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