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MSN Snotmail

MSN Snotmail has a better experience for you!
Now MSN Snotmail gives you what you’ve been asking for. Not only do you FINALLY get to access your own nostril(s), you also get more crap, large attachments that NEVER get delivered, and guaranteed access to your nostrils no matter how often you sign in. All for just $19,999,999.95 a year. Yes, we do have secret plans to make you go broke. BWAHAHAHAHA! Sign-in to your nostril & sign up today!

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How To Link To Snotmail
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Public/shared nostril (Increased insecurity).
I have my sock on the wrong foot.
What the bloody hell?!
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