Actual School Excuses For The Absence Of Students...
More Madness or Escape the Madness!
** Please excuse my son for being absent yesterday, because there is a river in our house.
** My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.
** Dear School: Please excuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.
** Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. He fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.
** John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.
** Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.
** Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.
** Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.
** Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.
** Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.
** Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.
** Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot!